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Oh joy! Celine to perform at the Oscars – a new song “I Knew I Always Loved You” during a tribute to Ennio Morricone, delivered with the thickness of dripping cheese only Celine can pull off. Remember Titanic? Remember that honkin’ diamond? And the way she pounded her chest – that patented move seen far and wide, eventually replaced by her new Vegas leg lunge and various contorted expressions showing off a remarkably elastic face? That’s the gift of Celine, you know? She’s frightening as all f&ck but always always worth watching. Source

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