Thanks for reading our post-Oscars coverage today! Duana claims that most of her mail is about Ray Romano and is basically telling me to suck it. Seriously? Are we sure? 

In non-Oscar news from the weekend, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle had dinner with Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez when they were in Miami last week which, no doubt, will prompt some asshole UK tabloid, or maybe even an American one, to report that they’re now considering a move to Florida to be closer to their new BFFs and Serena Williams. I mean, if there’s anywhere that is the exact opposite of tight ass London social circles, it would be Miami. I wonder if Harry will start spray-tanning. (Dlisted) 

Let’s ride the #BongHive high for as long as we can because there are no guarantees. The Oscars could go back to Green Book any time. Celebrate Parasite. Just reading through these Twitter reactions is making me want to cry. Or it could be the fatigue. (Pajiba) 

I guess it wasn’t a surprise that Charlize Theron’s black Dior Oscar dress wasn’t a fist pump considering her options were probably limited by the terms of her deal and there’s really only so many mic drop dresses from one house during a given season. That said, I did like the fall off the one shoulder detail and the way this material looks so smooth and luxe and probably refuses to wrinkle, it’s that expensive. (Cele|bitchy) 

As much as I don’t understand Margot Robbie’s consistently unremarkable style choices, that times 1000 for Salma Hayek who has access to the best fashion out of Paris, and somehow her red carpet pieces are always so… ordinary looking. This year’s Oscar dress is no exception. Easily could have been worst but I feel like at this point, she’s always on that list? (Go Fug Yourself) 

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were at the Vanity Fair Oscar party together and this made me happy and relieved at the same time and also she has such a beautiful face. (JustJared)