This was not the premiere for a horror flick. But the fright is so much worse.

Seen on the carpet last night at the Hannah Montana movie – just a few of the twats of Disney future:

Madeline Carroll 13
Anna Maria Perez de Taglé 18
Debby Ryan 15
Bella Thorne 11

Are they too young? Am I too mean? Bad Lainey being cruel to the children?


Tell that to the parents who’ve pimped them out to the Mouse, thrown them on a carpet, made them look criminally older than what they are.

Bella Thorne for example, at just 11, poses harder than Renee Zellweger.

I don’t want to live there.

Oh and by the way – this is my favourite: the mothers and fathers, when they say “but she always wanted to be a star! I just couldn’t deny her!”

My friend Erin’s answer to this (she has 2 children and since I’m childless I’m not qualified to have an opinion about this):

My 5 year old daughter wants to be a fairy and she’s really great at waving around a wand. Should I send her to Neverland with Michael Jackson?

Photos from and ARH/