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Goddamn I miss Arrested Development.

There’s someone who will disagree with me on this article. We might be fighting after this. Because Chris Evans... I don’t get it. Chris Evans showed up at the premiere of The Losers last night and I don’t get it at all. Chris Evans, after all, was chosen over so many young Hollywood actors to play Captain America. And there is absolutely nothing remarkable, nothing memorable, nothing remotely compelling about Chris Evans. Perhaps that’s the point. Is Captain America supposed to be bland and boring? He has, like, 5 projects on the go. What am I missing? I watched Fantastic Four on a plane once, half asleep. I was more interested in Alba than I was in Evans. What does that tell you?

Nostalgia: Chris Evans and Shelf Ass Biel.


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