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I don’t particularly love the silver dress and I definitely don’t like it with the white shoes but I do love Christina’s tight little body and her big big voice and the lowkey way she’s handled her life over the last few years without much tabloid fanfare or famewhoring - relatively speaking of course. Above all things though, I admire Christina for marrying a normal guy who has a job, a normal guy who loves her, and not some bottom feeding sperm machine with delusions of grandeur. From dirrrty to damn smart, Christina Aguilera is snapworthy indeed.

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