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It’s a fantastic little number… love the blue band across the top and the cinched sash under the breasts, loved the way it fell and the complimentary colour combinations – on its own the dress totally rocked. And her body totally rocked too. But I can’t stomach the skin. A peculiar shade of orange remarkable even by Hollywood standards and so unnecessary, don’t you think? Would it have killed her to tone it down just one shade? Half a shade? And I’ve always wondered – does that sh-t come off? Whatever it is that she’s slathered all over herself to achieve the citrus so evenly… does it get all over your clothes? Does it smear all over and stain the lining? Just asking… Source

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