Perfect day for the pumpkin patch
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So I guess they’re not getting back together then?
Two days ago she announced they were separated. Today it’s been confirmed that Christina Aguilera has filed for divorce from Jordan Bratman. And then she took her kid to the pumpkin patch. There are photos. Oh this can only mean some sh-t is about to go down. Or leak out.
When someone wants to look this good this quickly, you know it’s for storage. It’s for putting aside some positive points so that the bank is full when the negative points come flying out of whatever crack has opened up from underneath their marriage. Wait for it.
Photos from Clint Brewer/Splashnewsonline.com
