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Christy Turlington and Ed Burns last night at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame… breathtaking Christy. Wow.

Would be a good couple to test my Celebrity Baby Theory on. For those new to the site, the Celebrity Baby Theory works as follows:

Hot + hot = Ugly
Hot + average = Fairly attractive
Average + Average = Hot
Horse face stars + gay husbands = Cute
Hot + Ugly = Ugly
Average + Ugly = Uglier
Ugly + Ugly = Donatella Versace

I’m not going to name the specific children. You know who they are. And I wonder if the gods blew their load creating Christy’s face to have anything left over for her kids, you know what I mean? Besides, Cindy Crawford has already cornered the supermodel exception to the theory.

Can the Burns kids escape the formula too?

Photos from Wenn.com

Christy Turlington Ed Burns Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

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