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Everyone keeps talking about how rough Cindy Crawford looked the other night at Nobu. I honestly don"t see the big deal. Compared to other celebrities we"ve seen sans maquillage, I say she looks pretty damn good. Besides, I"m inclined to be kind to poor Cindy these days. Especially if you believe the rumours swirling from LA to Vegas - that Rande is up to his old tricks with a fresh crop of employees at his new club. I wonder - do you think she"d trade in her Celebrity Baby Theory exemption card for a faithful husband?

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