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At tonight"s premiere of Inside Man. Can you see him undressing me with his eyes? Can you see the visions of badness running through his dirty mind? When I look at Clive Owen I see a headboard, dents in the wall behind it, several empty martini glasses tipped over on the floor, a Burberry neckscarf tied around the bed post, and a box of Harrod"s toffee on the night stand for dessert. Is there any wonder why he"s #3 on the Freebie 5?

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