Stop stealing Tom’s pose
– 1 min read
❗
Disclaimer: This article was posted during an early period of the site when some of the writing was extremely offensive. Since then our site has grown and evolved. We have apologised, continue to take accountability, and documented our changes. Please see our FAQ on our About page for our formal statement.
Please!
He is an original. And his classic pose “playing” in the playground should never be imitated. It is never the same. EVER.
But here’s Cristiano Ronaldo, in his new ads for Armani, holding onto his imaginary business in his pocket fronting like he’s the sweaty pervy equivalent of Tom Cruise. Blasphemy.
Previous to this, Robert Pattinson last year was photographed for GQ holding on to his penis rope like it’s long enough to be dragged. Both of them grossly inferior to the original.
How can anything compare to my darling Tom Cruise auditing himself in the pages of Rolling Stone?
Newer
