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I.Love.Her. I have loved her forever, my husband even loves her, she’s the only reason he’ll endure Love Actually with me over and over during the holidays. You know that scene when she goes into the bedroom after discovering her husband has a mistress and Joanie Mitchell is playing and her body language and the silent tears, the way she fixes the bed spread and her face afterwards and pulls it together for the kids… he says she deserves an Oscar for those 30 seconds, and I have to tell you, she is every bit the class act you think she is. But the best part is that Emma Thompson SMELLS GREAT. I’ve run into her on 2 occasions now, once in an elevator, and both times heaven was wafting from her body to my hawk nose and the scent was divine.

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