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Sweet Goddess. Any time a dress gives you lumps - imagined or otherwise - it ain"t a good thing. Such a shame for such a beautiful girl. And yet, despite dressing like ass on almost every high profile occasion in recent memory, Rosario Dawson has Jason Lewis. So she looks like sh*t. Well... when you get to go home with that kind of loin explosion - who the f*ck cares???

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