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Equus opened on Broadway last night with Daniel Radcliffe receiving rave reviews. Much more enthusiastic than Katie Holmes’s debut a week earlier. 

Oh but he’s…. so not cute anymore. Photos attached of Dan on stage and at the afterparty with his gross pubey facial hair in an awkward, if you’re trying to be ironic it’s definitely not working, dorky looking suit.

Tom Cruise must be totally attractive to him. 

In fact, the Tom will probably spend more time at this show than at his wife’s. After all, DanRad gets naked and shows off his young junk. It’s probably making that closet feel very, very small. 

Photos from Wenn.com

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