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David Beckham just posted this photo on his Facebook page:

Took this pic of Victoria while she wasn't looking. She looks amazing, so close now to the baby being born!

Um, as IF she wasn’t looking.

As IF they didn’t try this at least 15 times, and he showed her every time, and she readjusted even more times, until they got it right. As IF.

Please.

Real people do that with their iPhone photos. And don’t lie. You do. I do. You take it until you like it. And THEN you post it. If real people do it, how goddamn extra do you think Posh might be in the same situation? You think she would have allowed him to “candid” her while she was pregnant, and just days from delivery if she couldn’t angle it so that her belly looked as small as possible?

As IF!!!

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