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David Duchovny at the X-Files premiere last night and his wife Téa Leoni does not appear to be with him…which isn’t a big deal, only there have been loud whispers for months about his rumoured infidelity. And he’s been acting like a single man on the set of Californication, even after the cameras stop rolling. And, well, he just looks lame, non?

Something about the cheesy suit, and his expression, like a douchebag back in the game, like that loser who approaches you at a bar, who ignores your “get the f&ck away from me” signals and tries to impress you with his gold watch.

Ew.

And he used to be so hot.

Photos from Wenn.com

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