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Check out Denise looking remarkably good as a high priced call girl for a photo shoot recently. Kinda puts those Heidi Fleiss rumours into perspective, non? What is it that they always say? Once a whore, always a … what? What is it? And if you"re new to the column and need an explanation why I love to trash this bitch, go through the archives for the background. To sum it up: she"s slightly more appealing than Tori Spelling … but isn"t that comparing sh*t to diarrhea? Photos via Us Weekly

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