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New movie poster for Oceans 13, trailer has also been released and George Clooney is The Hotness. As is Don Cheadle. Love.Him. Love all of them. And that’s just it, isn’t? The secret Oceans Formula? An untouchable cool, they make you want them to want you to be their friend. It’s so cheesy, it’s weak and it’s wrong but it’s there. Somehow, having their acceptance validates your existence. And don’t lie. Don’t tell me if offered the opportunity to roll with George and Brad and Bernie Mac and Andy Garcia, you’d take a pass. Please. I bet your boob job you wouldn’t. Click here for the trailer – enjoy! Thanks Chris!

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