❗
Disclaimer: This article was posted during an early period of the site when some of the writing was extremely offensive. Since then our site has grown and evolved. We have apologised, continue to take accountability, and documented our changes. Please see our FAQ on our About page for our formal statement.

Source via Source Barron Trump was baptised quietly last week in Palm Beach – surprisingly low key for the Donald who doesn’t seem to do anything without fanfare…except as it relates to family I suppose. Here’s a rare glimpse of the Trump Empire’s youngest heir, comfortably ensconced in the arms of Donald’s femmebot bride – there’s something rather mechanical about that Melania, isn’t there? Anyway, as you can see, little Barron is quite the cutie, a beautiful little fellow actually, and another great example of my Celebrity Baby Theory, following under the category of: Hot + Average = Fairly Attractive Click here for the full formula. Now say what you will about his hair and his awkward speech issues but Donald is definitely not ugly. And since he keeps fertilising former models, his children aren’t ugly either.

Share this post