Honeymoon Over
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Drew Barrymore and Justin Long at the premiere of Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Comedy Show last night in Hollywood making their first official red carpet appearance as a couple and taking the occasion way over the top. Which means the honeymoon is over. Which means they have entered the exposure and exploitation phase of their love. Which of course will likely doom their relationship.
The way she’s throwing her head back while he’s laughing with his eyes closed – it’s so Rossum it breaks my heart.
But enough about her love life… how about her breasts? Look closely – I think that’s nipple tape. Bless her for wearing nipple tape. And if Drew can wear nipple tape, why not the perma-hard Aniston? Just asking…
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