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Ebola Hilton arrived in Melbourne the other day with its sister Nicky. Nicky also brought along her boyfriend David Katzenberg. Jeffrey Katzenberg raised a son who’d date a Hilton? Shame.

Ebola and crew will next be heading to Sydney where it’s scheduled to host a NYE party and people are supposed to pay online if they want to watch like f-cking lame sh-ts from the comfort of their basements at their parents’ house.

Also in Australia?

Ebola’s friend – yes FRIEND – Adrian Grenier who was performing there with his band The Honey Brothers just last night. Perfect. A New Year’s hook up.

Why did Entourage suck ass most of this season?

This is your answer.

Ebola infected Entourage. Ebola is killing Entourage.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com and Bauergriffinonline.com

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