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He’s at home in London and attended the Glamour Magazine awards last night, all of his most disgusting attributes tweaked up to the top of the dial.

The flared nostrils. The silly attempt at eye to vagina penetration. And those feet. Oh my God those feet are killing me.

Anyway, as I mentioned last week, Ed has been confirmed to play Heathcliff in a new adaptation of Wuthering Heights. Just want to mention that, um, in 1992 Heathcliff was played by Ralph Fiennes.

Just…

I mean, Ed Westwick, I’ll have him in secret and all, and never tell a soul, but from Ralph to Ed?

It’s not possible.


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