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Edward Norton was appointed the UN Goodwill Ambassador for Biodiversity yesterday in New York. Norton has been “green” for a while now, and I am resisting the urge to make a Hulk reference here but I guess I’ve failed.

Remember when Edward Norton dated Salma Hayek? I want you to picture the snake drama video. When she attacked Maya Rudolph with her stilettos and had to be carried away. THAT and Edward Norton in a relationship. What was it like? I wish they made movies about celebrity relationships. I would watch the Edward Salma movie. And the Brad Pitt Gwyneth Paltrow movie. And the Ben Affleck Jennifer Lopez movie. And especially the Tom Cruise Nicole Kidman movie. F-ck, I’d even watch the Tom Cruise Mimi Rogers movie. Actually, DEFINITELY that movie.

Anyway, Edward’s next film Stone is supposedly due out in October with Robert DeNiro. I feel like he’s in a cop rut. Every other movie he’s a cop. Will Rounders 2 ever get made?

And totally unrelated but I liked the way their names sounded together – Anton Yelchin was spotted in Brooklyn yesterday shooting The Beaver. Candids of Anton are rare. So you take what you can. And he’s SO cute. Can’t figure out if that’s a wig or a haircut.


Photos from Wenn.com and Doug Meszler/Splashnewsonline.com

Edward Norton appointed UN Goodwill Ambassador for Biodiversity, Anton Yelchin shoots The Beaver

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