I’m not sure I would put it exactly like Sharon Osbourne did but I do have a hard time watching kids singing. Like, I totally get it when they’re your kids and, of course, every moment with them, as you see them becoming grown, growing into actual people, is precious. But the singing children thing, unless their frolicking on the side of a hill wearing clothes made from curtains, is not my thing. (Dlisted) 

Do you feel bad for Princess Eugenie? My read on the situation is that she just wants to get married in a castle – and a lot of women, royal or not, fantasise about a castle wedding. Madonna married Guy Ritchie in a castle. Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise got married in a castle. Elizabeth Hurley married Arun Nayer in a castle. Dita von Teese and Marilyn Manson too. Oh sh-t. Is there a theme emerging? Wait, no, the Beckhams got married in a castle too. Gah. Lainey, you are NOT helping. (Cele|bitchy) 

Elisabeth Moss looks great in this silver dress. Very old Hollywood. Very glamourous. And, yes, as the Fug Girls say, very dishy. Like she’d be such a broad to have dinner with. Missing the red lipstick though. And a cigarette smoked through a long cigarette holder with white gloves. (Go Fug Yourself) 

Kayleigh Donaldson is very smart. So if this comes true, let’s remember and give her the credit she deserves. This is an excellent candidate for new Bond, whenever it is that they need a new Bond because Daniel Craig’s next Bond won’t be ready for another year and a half, which, again, takes Idris Elba out of the running at this point…so please stop putting his name on it. By the time they’re ready for the new Bond, Kayleigh’s candidate will be of the perfect vintage. (Pajiba) 

Louis CK is performing again and some people are really happy about it. Except, of course, for the women he harassed whose lives and career irrevocably damaged. Remember when Janet Jackson had her nipple exposed at the Super Bowl and was blacklisted FOR YEARS? Yeah. Me too. Those nine months must have been really hard for Louis CK. (TMZ) 

This short, but terrific, post made me laugh because I’ve been married almost… 17? 16? (it’s been so long, I get confused now) years and I talk about my sh-t constantly. My excuse is that it’s because I don’t sh-t enough which is why I have to bring it up so much. Would I talk about it that much if I was regular? Anyway, the point is, this list is true of my relationship. Both ways. Although Jacek doesn’t have my problems so I think I just answered my own question. (Very Smart Brothas)