Hurley in Black...but still the same
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She"s not wearing white with her tits pouring out and yet, and yet. Elizabeth Hurley still manages to look exactly the same...which isn"t so cute these days, is it? Must be the hair. Is it the hair? Is it the bump at the end of her nose? Wouldn"t trade my China Hawk Nose for this nose, like, ever. This, my fellow gossips, is the anti-thesis of Courteney Cox"s nose. I would however trade my willpower for Hurley"s willpower. Says she only eats once a day to keep that physique and here she is at some event last night showing it off. Bit too Jackie Collins-meets-Playboy for my taste but whatever, she"s a socialite now, haven"t you heard. Source
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