Yellowjackets and Fallout star Ella Purnell is wearing entirely too many pieces of flair. (Go Fug Yourself)
Gordita Chronicles was one of the television shows David Zaslav had unceremoniously hoiked from HBO/Max so that no one could watch it, period. The show only lasted one season under Zaslav’s regime, and is loosely based on creator Claudia Forestieri’s experiences growing up a “gordita” in Miami in the 1980s in a Dominican American family. It’s a charming show, I wish it got more seasons, but at least there is this good news—Gordita Chronicles is now streaming on Tubi, Hulu, and Disney+. It’s a fast easy binge, and now that Gordita Chronicles is back in the world, I strongly recommend it. (Popsugar)
In a new legal filing, Angelina Jolie revealed that Brad Pitt’s (alleged) physical abuse didn’t start on that plane in 2016. The details are pretty bad, but a bunch of people won’t believe it because he’s handsome and she used to be weird. Still, the thing I keep coming back to is this—there were other, non-family members on that plane. People do not get violent with their family in a space with observers unless they feel confident in their ability to get away with it…which means they’ve BEEN getting away with it. And two, Pitt could just stop suing Angelina and these details wouldn’t get aired in the public record. He’s doing this to himself. Just let her go, man, and worry about why your oldest kids aren’t talking to you! (Celebitchy)
I am not comfortable with turning Gypsy Rose Blanchard into some kind of reality star. (Hollywood Unlocked)
Important heist news! While there was a fun beer heist in New York, sh-t got REAL in Los Angeles’s San Fernando Valley on Easter Sunday, where thieves broke into a money storage facility—I guess…they have to put it somewhere? Other than my pockets??—and stole $30 million without setting off an alarm. “This is mind-blowingly bad,” said an anonymous Garda employee (the storage facility belonged to GardaWorld). “This is my idea!” shrieked every screenwriter in every coffee shop in greater Los Angeles.
Seriously, though, this is SLICK. Hitting a lowkey facility on a major holiday weekend, no alarms, clean getaway—Michael Mann couldn’t write it better. I hope the thieves never get caught. (KTLA)
