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She"s a loopy ass crank but hey, I love her, I love her body, I especially love her boobs. They sag the way a 40 year old set should sag, savvy? I mean, look at that. Look at the downward slope, no right angles, nothing hard, nothing fake, no Posh nipples threatening to Posh-poke you in the eye. Elle Macpherson is The Body. She"s a petty little bitch about being The Body, but she is The Body indeed. Photos from Splash News

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