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I"m not one to spread rumours…but for the love of Lainey, I did heare through a "close friend" and source that Ms. Simpson got "friendly" with Mr. Johnny Knoxville on set of Dukes…. or should I say Mr. Johnny Knoxville got real friendly with Ms. Simpson"s rear….if you know what I mean. Apparently that"s how she still considered herself a "virgin" for all those years. Lainey, is sex not just sex no matter where you put it? Dear Anonymous, Old news honey. Have a look here and then if you"re really in the mood for some lewd sh*t, take a look here too for some alleged sapphic activity that is light years from her baptist church days. Enjoy!

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