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Johnny Depp reunited with his band The Kids in Florida for a memorial performance at the weekend – select photos attached. As you can see, Johnny removes his shirt at one point, exposing those famous tattoos while rockin’ out on guitar/bass/whatever instrument of choice. Sigh. 43 years old and he still looks edgy and cool and sexy but not cheesy, not a loser trying to hang on to the last vestiges of youth, not a limp lad with three whiskers trying to act a man. Because Johnny may not be beefcake but he is undeniably very much a man. Also a man with no Oscars. Again – can you believe that backstabbing bitch Hilary Swank has two and the incomparable Johnny Depp has ZERO? If I were her, I’d be cleaning Clint’s toilets for the rest of my natural born life. In the immortal words of Dina Lohan: Justice! Thanks to Vicki for the tip, click the Source for more photos.

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