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I’m no body language expert but John Mayer still looks like he’s doing the Walk of Shame, as though he’s embarrassed by his own libido, the way Hugh Grant looked after being arrested for getting blown by a hooker – it’s the same expression on John…. appropriate, don’t you think? And seriously…do we seriously think he’s attractive? Do we? Since when did Squishy Become Sexy? Since when did looking like Michael Jackson become the new standard? And how could a limp dick lyricist attracted to low class hermaphrodites possibly be defensible? Again Mayer fans…I can’t say it enough…I am SO sorry for your loss. Source

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