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Again - I know you can"t tell a helluva lot from one or two photos but these shots of John Travolta and James Gandolfini doing press at the Tribeca Film Festival amuse me to no end. Can you imagine the swift mob style testicle removal he would have received if he dared to ask Tony Soprano for one of his famous massages down under??? And while we"re at it - how many straight men do you know smile like this??? John Travolta going brokeback as JR Ewing. Damn. I can hardly wait.

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