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Wild Hogs has grossed over $100 million and counting. Which means courting the MiniVan Majority clearly works. Which is probably why John Travolta has temporarily swallowed his hankering for male massages and c*ckstands in favour of playing Happy Hetero just a little longer – especially since talk of a sequel is quickly gaining momentum. To compound the fraud, John is now going balls to the wall for Hairspray; during promo for the movie at ShoWest, he not only waxes nauseating on how fulfilling it is to be a straight husband and father but also “reveals” his hopes to have more children – perhaps giving it a go this summer. “There"s a thought of this summer maybe trying for a third but that depends on Kelly"s schedule. I leave it up to her. I really like having kids. I enjoy their energy and it keeps everything wonderful and hopeful. I grew up with six kids in my family. I thought I would have five or six. It"s fascinating always, because they"re yours and they"re beautiful and they"re constantly changing and offering you new thoughts and ideas, so I love watching them grow up...They"re your future, really." The children are our future? No sh-t John, how f&cking profound. And five or six babies? You do have to admit – when the Church wants to sell it, they lay it on hardcore. And for the MiniVan Majority, there’s nothing more alluring than a fertile Hollywood superstar. Source

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