Demi Moore’s been making headlines the last couple of weeks because of her memoir which is now a New York Times bestseller. Now it’s Elton John’s turn – and you KNOW Elton must have some STORIES. He told a story about seeing the Queen playfully slap nephew while telling him that she’s the Queen. I just came. This is exactly what you want out of a celebrity memoir. Please, please, please let this be a trend. You know who I could see writing one? Or “writing” one? Catherine Zeta-Jones. (Dlisted)
Over the weekend, Film Twitter popped off because Martin Scorsese talked some sh-t about superhero movies. And because he’s Martin Scorsese, people are like… he’s telling the truth! While others are like, f-ck you, Marvel forever! I like Marvel movies. I like (most) Scorsese movies. His latest movie, The Irishman, is three hours and thirty minutes. This is what I’m choosing to be angry about instead of the other thing. THREE AND A HALF HOURS? Thankfully it’s on Netflix. Oh, but wait, Steven Spielberg has been with Netflix. Can Marty please tell Steven that nobody wants to sit in a threatre for three and a half hours and I can’t wait to stay on my couch for The Irishman? (Pajiba)
Super into Charlize Theron’s outfit here. A few reasons: this black glove, probably custom, that she’s using to cover her injury is amazing. Obviously she loves these shoes – flats on the red carpet, check, check, check. But especially for this film. And also she’s voicing Morticia so the look fits the part. And I’m obsessed with her hair and I wish I could try it. (Cele|bitchy)
But OMG this Jean Paul Gaultier dress on Cate Blanchett. Oh. My. God. Her stylist, Elizabeth Stewart, worked with Angelina Jolie a couple of months ago for ELLE. And we’ve seen Angie bring up her style levels lately. I wondered at the time if that was possible, if Elizabeth might style Angelina more regularly. But then it occurred to me…why not Law Roach for Angelina Jolie? Someone make it happen! (Go Fug Yourself)
Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Hiddleston went to a Broadway opening last night. Not sure if they hung out. But if they did, do you think they talked about Taylor Swift? Probably not. They have so many other things to talk about, Lainey! Guys just don’t sit around and talk about girls, you know. True. That’s fair. (JustJared)
