Cardi B’s response to Jermaine Dupri discounting current female rappers is vintage Cardi B but I didn’t need much convincing because she had me after her opening line: “I rap about my pussy because she’s my best friend”. Where’s the lie? My pussy is also my best friend. I love my pussy and sometimes I am mad at my pussy and my pussy and I definitely have a LOT of dialogue, about many things, many times of the day. Don’t we all need to truly live this? Live the truth that our pussies are our best friends? (Dlisted) 

Here’s a great Show Your Work story – Kumail Nanjiani was supposed to be on Conan last night but he was stuck at work. There’s no assholery happening here, Kumail seems pretty mortified about it but also quite admiring of how Conan got around it, because the show only got half an hour notice about Kumail not being able to make it. Conan ended up putting the spotlight on Sona Movsesian. And she killed the interview. She earned the house, Conan! (Pajiba)

To put it bluntly, I don’t like what Emily Blunt is wearing here either. The colour is lovely on her. I do appreciate the decision to go with an orange shoe for a pink dress. But the dress is basically a bandage dress trying to work its way into 2019. We see what you’re doing here, dress. You can't fool us. (Go Fug Yourself) 

The Navy has been waiting for Rihanna to drop R9 for a long time. She knows they’re waiting. They’re always on her ass about it. And she has said, I’m taking my goddamn time to get it right and it’s not like she doesn’t have a lot of other sh-t going on, like with her very successful makeup and lingerie line and her own f-cking fashion house. So how did she respond? She trolled them. And they love being trolled. (Cele|bitchy) 

Is it OK to be annoyed by “fictional” kids? Like the kids on a TV show? Or that kid in the movie? Here’s Rob Harvilla’s “defence of annoying kids”. But do you think the writers are intentional about how annoying the kids can be? Like, in real life, kids can be annoying! (The Ringer)