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How many times has Emmy Rossum worn this dress? Or a variation of it? With the hair. And the doe eyes. And the “pick me! Pick me! Love me! Love me!” smile?

Here’s Emmy at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party in LA last night still trying to drum up interest in her singing career. In case you haven’t had the displeasure, she has a myspace page with samples of her Rossum music. A quick google search should yield results if you are planning on throwing up your breakfast.

NB – Emmy currently has NO film commitments lined up. Which is hilarious. Because even Paris Hilton is shooting a movie right now.

Snort.

Can you imagine? Being an “actress” and getting less work than Hollywood Ebola?


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