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At some event last night. Don"t know, don"t care. Baby girl got a gold sexy dress but baby girl still look innocent. Oh please. I mean really - am I really seeing this? Have the irritating doe eyes and the sickeningly sweet smile been accessorised by a cutesy tootsy leg lift? Saccarine f-cking overdose, that"s what I call it. For the record - I would rather stare at a cleanshaven Firecrotch than have to sit through any more of Emmy"s sugar.

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