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Would Valentine’s be Valentines if you weren’t feeling a little sick? Emmy at some JC Penny event – oh look! She’s wearing a demure little off-white dress with flowers on the hem! Oh look! She’s posing like a 12 year old goody goody angling for teacher’s attention! Oh look! She’s smiling her beguiling smile: I’m Emmy Rossum. I always do my homework and momma loves me ‘cause I make my bed every single morning. Are you heaving? Are you ill? Are you Rossuming??? Are you Stella McCartney thinking about Heather Mills? Source

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