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There were sparks coming out of my television, I swear to Goddess. Unfortunately, I can’t find a photo of him but can we just say he’s a huge improvement over that nauseating beard, Star Jones? In fact, I think the E! network has just found their permanent replacement for Joan Rivers. Anyone who has the gay balls to ask Eva Longoria about her bald Brazilian bush is alright by me.

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