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Titanic was on tv the other day. I watched for a bit and even though I saw it twice 10 years ago, it was like seeing it again for the first time – I think I discarded every scene but the cheesy ones from memory. Anyway…they both looked SO young. And Titanic Leo was SUCH a Pipsqueak Leo. And his floppy hair was SO Tiger Beat Leo. And no wonder he hated himself forever after that movie. But a decade is a long time. And in that decade he’s made all the right moves, as has Kate Winslet. Kate Winslet has no Oscar. But Dina Lohan is predicting Oscar for Lindsay? Bitch… please. Justice is Kate getting one soon. And perhaps sooner than you think? Kate and Leo reteaming for a new movie called Revolutionary Road, directed by her Oscar-winning husband Sam Mendes, produced by the ultra highbrow BBC films. Which means no one will see it but every critic will love it. Can’t wait. Source

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