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Like any petty, ungracious bitch, I find it hard to compliment people I don"t like. And you know very well I don"t like Eva a lot. However, I can"t help but note how pretty she is without makeup on, as evidenced here on an afternoon by the pool with her girls - natural and unfettered, it"s a definite improvement over the soap opera/Ken Paves vibe she rocks over and over and over again. I would also like to point out for your viewing pleasure the fact that even Eva has cellie on the back of her thighs. Even Eva! The tiniest, fittest of Hollywood creatures! Doesn"t that make you feel just a little bit better about what"s jiggling and dimpling on your rear end? Worked for me, gossips. Hope it works for you.

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