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Eve was arrested last night for suspicion of drunk driving last night after crashing her gold maserati. There were apparently 2 other passengers with her at the time. She was cuffed and taken to the station, and when she was there, Sean Penn ...yes... Sean Penn arrived to say hello. At 4am.

Maybe it"s just me. Maybe I’m a cynical bitch… but is your smutty sense tingling???

Must just be me.

PS. These Hollywood drunk driving bitches... how do you explain it? For the same reason they"re never on time, they always show up late, they make the crew wait 2 or 3 hours before getting to work: it"s because their time and their lives are more important than yours.


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