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There were 500 million photos taken of George Clooney and his new piece yesterday. And like maybe 10 of Ewan McGregor.

Please.

I get it that who George is nailing is a matter of great international gossip importance. But Ewan deserves more than 10 frames. Then again, Ewan doesn’t exactly ask for it either. Check him out looking all awkward and cute on the carpet last night at The Men Who Stare At Goats premiere.

Sigh.

Am still working on Laura for an interview but it doesn’t look good.

Blame George.

He’s a superstar. Superstars demand top billing. And I’m a third tier host on our show.

But after the show it’s the after party…


Photos from Wenn.com and Flynetonline.com and Splashnewsonline.com

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