Do you want your slides to come with…a fanny pack?! I think, um, that I might? Hear me out! There’s so much sh-t to carry when you’re outside! In the winter, it’s not a problem. You’re wearing a coat. You can shove your phone and your wallet or cash/cards/drivers licence in your pockets and be done. In the summer, where does all that sh-t go? I’m talking specifically, in my case, about when I’m out with my dogs. This week, so far, I’ve been out with my dogs every afternoon and we go between 7-10km. It’s warm out here in Toronto. I’m in a tank top and sport shorts or a skort. And, in addition to holding their leashes, this is what I have to bring: phone, headphones, keys, dog bags, bottle of water, with pet water dispenser, and cash card. There are no pockets in my clothes. So I’ve been carrying one of those crossbody pouches. But I hate the way it pulls on my shoulders. So I’m not opposed to creative new ideas of where to jam all that sh-t when you don’t want to carry a bag. Is this crazy!? (Dlisted)
The wedding is over. Prince Harry and Royal Meghan are on their honeymoon somewhere. Nobody can find them. Which is why, in that void, we’re getting stories about the Markles. Thomas Markle, Meghan’s father, is still talking to TMZ. To clarify a story that… was anyone talking about this story? There is no way that Meghan is in support of her dad’s ongoing relationship with TMZ. So it’s, once again, a reminder, that despite her wishes, her family members – on the dad’s side, because you’ll note NO ONE is talking from Doria Ragland’s side – cannot stop shoving themselves into her spotlight. (Cele|bitchy)
Allison Williams’s floral print dress is fine. I’m not crazy about it and I’m not mad at it. I am curious however about the makeup here. Does it seem ….dated to you? Can’t put my finger on, what, exactly the issue is but it doesn’t look modern and I’m not sure it’s doing anything for her. Maybe just the lighting? (Go Fug Yourself)
What I’ve learned here is that there is a lot of sh-t in nature, or not in nature, that looks like bacon. And I’ve learned that there’s such a thing as “forbidden bacon”. What I cannot understand is how anyone looks at a pool table and thinks of food, Skittles in particular. That has never, ever, ever occurred to me. Even though I know about it now, it still won’t occur to me. (Pajiba)
Sarah posted earlier about Tom Cruise’s first day on the set of the Top Gun sequel. She’s not excited about it. I am… kind of excited about it, in spite of myself. She’s right of course – chances are it will end up being sh-t because, well, some things are meant to be unsequeled. But there’s Pete Maverick, on a motorcycle again (all Tom Cruise movies require motorcycle riding, duh) and I can hear the theme song (“revvin’ up the engine, listen to her howlin’ roar” – LOLOLOLOL 80s lyrics are the BEST cheese) and now I’m wondering… are they bringing back the soundtrack too!? Take My Breath Away! (TMZ)
I see what you’re doing here Adam Levine. Gal Gadot, Jennifer Lopez, Tiffany Haddish, all these cameos in the new Maroon 5 video. It still won’t change my mind about Maroon 5 music. No thank you. (The Hollywood Reporter)
