For Zoe from “the girls” – good luck to you on Monday. I know staying positive is easier said than done, and it can be annoying when you hear it because of course it’s scary and of course you worry. At the same time, you got this. This f-cking asshole “spot” is nothing. It’s no match for you, a “warrior princess”, as Laura calls you, who has never stopped laughing. That will carry you through. Take care of yourself and I look forward to hearing from you on the other side. 

Happy Birthday, Rachel! Enjoy the f-ck out of your “Cuervo Anniversary” weekend. By request, here are Sam Heughan, Henry Cavill, and Alexander Skarsgard. 

Tara – Happy Birthday with love from Kel and Jess. May you always remain a teeny-bopper at heart, even though #wewererobbed. Here’s a shot of your lost Prince. Can we still appreciate that he married a woman who’s giving us such great gossip?