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Fergie and Josh leaving Katsu-ya last night after dinner – love the all white on her body, kinda scared about the all greasy wax all over her face. Still… Ferg’s looked worse. And it’s good to see she’s left her Donatella days behind.

But it was almost an obligation, non? Because Josh Duhamel is gorgeous. With a perfect, perfect man nose. Check out that nose! And great skin that looks like it’s been tanned naturally. Like not on a bed but perhaps playing golf. Or laps in the pool. Or football with the boys in the park on Sunday, walking in the door exhilarated and smelling like sweat and fresh grass afterwards, a sexy salty flavour lingering on your lips from a quick kiss before he jumps into the shower…
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Josh Duhamel is good for some fantasy…maybe he does belong on the Freebie Five.

Photos from Wenn.com

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