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Who the hell invited her??? And when you’re dating someone as hot at Josh Duhamel, wouldn’t you work a little harder to overcome the gigantic flaw that is your face? How about dressing that tight little body up in a sexy gown? How about taking a SHOWER! How about finding an iron to get rid of the wrinkles? How about a little less skank and a little more class? Is that so impossible Stacy? Is it?

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