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Why does it feel like Fergie and Josh Duhamel have been engaged forever? And why does it seem like long engagements don’t make it in Hollywood?

Wouldn’t bet on them getting married any time soon either. Though I can’t tell – she looks the same to me – Fergie’s apparently been moaning about gaining some weight for Nine. Needless to say, until she’s properly starved herself for several months, there will be no wedding. And definitely no wedding dress. Celebrity standards, right? After all, they’ll undoubtedly be selling their photos.

But if they do make it down the aisle… I’ll say it for you since I’m already going to hell…but her face. Holy f-ck look at her face. Right now it’s rough. ROUGH. Doesn’t she have enough money to fix that?

PS. Who the hell are Fergie and Josh that they need their own driver on a shopping trip to Banana Republic? So she’s Madonna now?

Photos from Flynetonline.com

Fergie looking rough while shopping with Josh Duhamel

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