❗
Disclaimer: This article was posted during an early period of the site when some of the writing was extremely offensive. Since then our site has grown and evolved. We have apologised, continue to take accountability, and documented our changes. Please see our FAQ on our About page for our formal statement.

The biggest night in Canadian music and sweet mother of Goddess, I think I’ve misplaced my inner c-bomb. Is it possible that Fergie’s brand of ugly mold is actually growing on me??? She looked decent at her birthday and she looks even better here on the Juno red carpet. Will wonders never cease? And if it’s possible for Fergie to assume a human form, does that mean there’s still hope for Donatella Versace and Tori Spelling? Hmmm…somehow I doubt it. Some diseases just aren’t curable, and in those two cases, it’s like ebola all over the face, you know what I mean?

Share this post