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A new month, and already Jon Hamm has given us our first look at his contours. He was photographed in LA today after lunch with Elisabeth Moss.

At this point he must know, right?

He must know that when he gets papped when he’s not wearing underwear - so, like, often - we look there. At it. And still he keeps on freeballing, comfort being the priority (though some would argue that that sh-t is not comfortable at all, with the dangling and such). Maybe he gets off on it a little bit too. Come on, don’t you think he might get off on it a little? If his proportions were different, do you think he’d be freeballing as often as he does?

NB I’m only doing this once a month. This is his freeball limit. Even if they shoot him every day with it swinging it around, the maximum is ONE.
 

Jon Hamm and Elisabeth Moss have lunch with friends at Figaro Cafe in Los Feliz
Photo credits: Fern/ Splash

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