I know the main event here is supposed to be Julia Fox’s outfit but for me it’s the makeup. I shook my head a bit when I saw her face because for a while there, well, I’m sure you remember the eyes. And now it’s a relatively “quiet” face where the makeup is concerned…and I almost miss that eyeliner. (Go Fug Yourself)
Well now I’m even angrier that I was bingeing The Diplomat only to be strung out on that finale when instead I could have been watching Buddy Holly, the petit basset griffon vendéen win Best in Show at Westminster! The great thing about Buddy Holly though is that he doesn’t hold grudges. Look at this face. This is a face that does not take offence. Does Buddy Holly even know how to side-eye? My dogs do, because they are not like Buddy Holly, they are assholes. (Dlisted)
As bitter as I am about watching The Diplomat finale last night because it left me HANGING, I still wouldn’t have traded that for CNN because they had that piece of sh-t former president on and gave him a platform for more of his lies and f-ckery and social media had a LOT to say about that decision. (Pajiba)
Meghan Markle is now working with the bodyguard that Kim Kardashian used to work with and the British tabloids are mad about it apparently but while we’re on the subject of bodyguards, let’s talk about the most famous bodyguard guarding the most famous person, Beyoncé: Julius. Julius, of course, was in Stockholm last night, I saw a video of him on social media doing a pre-show sweep. And if you’ve ever been to a Beyoncé show, you know that he walks below the stage, wherever she is, making sure she’s alright which means that man is getting his steps in! (Cele|bitchy)
Would you want to eat your mashed potatoes out of a martini glass? I’ve never tried it but I think I need to. (Eater)
